Go to www.urbandictionary.com and enter the answers to the following questions in the search box then post the first result. 1) Your name? Josh
Someone who cracks jokes and roasts on people for fun. Someone who will stop whatever they are doing to make fun of somebody.
Man, that new kid Todd, he's a big josh, he's always making fun of somebody.
2) Your age? 16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behavior, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
0.o
3) One of your friends? Sophia
a femme fatalle. with intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl" like LL's cut. Usually nicknamed Sophia or Phia. Very friendly, a down-ass chick, book smart and full of wisdom.
Uses "both eyes to see" the world
a wifey type that can make a man satisfied. cook good, look good and feels good.
A one of kind girl, rare to find and once you find it hold on to it till eternity.
That girl's a "Sophia", all I want in a woman. Curves like Sophia Loren, sexy prowl like Sofia Vergara, can freak you like the porn star Sophia Santi.
Not sure what she's gonna think of that...
4) What should you be doing? Homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap
I laughed real hard at this one
5) Favorite color? Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
Sounds like somebody just ripped that off from my science textbook
6) Birthplace? Kentucky
One of the greatest states in the Union, ranking up there easily with Pennsylvania, Michigan, Texas, New York, Ohio, Minnesota, and California. The majority of Kentucky's people are very friendly, religious or with a strong sense of morals and values, and many are also quite diverse. For example there are plenty of Kentucky natives that are composed of two races.
The inbreeding stereotype is also a load of crap, as it only exists in very sparse, few areas deep in Appalachia.
In addition, Kentucky is not entirely as Southern as people claim it is. The Bluegrass State is actually quite different with Northern/Midwestern qualities and heritage that mix with the Southern heritage and characteristics. Not everyone has thick drawls either; many more people actually have Midwest nasal twang, while a few Northern "migrants" actually talk in strong brogues or other different accents.
Bluegrass and Country are not the only forms of music, as there is also Christian, Metal, and Rock bands, as well as a very few rappers even! Countrified "Southern" food is not the only thing to eat either. Almost every known restaurant in the Nation is located somewhere in Kentucky, and some immigrants have even brought their own ethnic cuisine with them and made a business out of it!
Yep, pretty funny, huh Paige?
7) Month of your birthday? January
National Hangover Month. Because of the recent holidays and massive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my boss will be hung over too
8) Last person you talked to? Julia
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a name for girls. Most Julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a Julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A Julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers!
- Julia Roberts
- Julia stiles
- Julia Meyerhoff
- Julia Schneiderman
- Julia Ormond
- Julia de Burgos
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9) One of your nicknames? Jaybird
An ex-con, arrested for drunk driving and crashing ones car into a bush or tree. His first name should be Jay. In reference to the word jailbird, jaybird is such the same.
After Charles was caught drunk driving, he was called a jaybird.